Lesbo.

Obviously a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

We all know what her and Grandma Thora get up to.

Sorry for the Hiatus!

I don't know about you guys, but I miss this blog. I promise that from this day forward, I'll do my best to update it frequently. And, subsequently, Caleb will too, because he likes to be the best at everything.



So, the first order of business...

What the fuck was up with this retard?

Remember this bitch, from the show "Nanalan"?

She was so scary, and her grandma had a weird mouth...

Her dog was fucked up, too.

How the Fuck do You Like it??????

Yeah. It doesn't feel good.

jesus christ

I know your like trying to be "authentic" but fuck update your wardrobe.

like you were forced

wanna know what is lame? on like peoples facebook or myspace when their favorite book is like to kill a mockingbird or the outsiders. like wtf you were forced to read it in like grade 9 or 10. you shouldnt like something you are forced to do. soon peoples favorite activities are going to be "getting raped"...

Person Who Deserves to Go In The Chokee

This week's victim to go in the Chokee is Littlefoot from the Land Before Time. Why? Because his name makes no sense. Brontosauruses were like the biggest dinosaurs in the world, and they called like the main brontosaurus "Littlefoot". his foot wasnt that little. it could probably smash your house.

shrek = melinda doolittle

omg do little is right. like you have no neck.



PS omg wouldnt it be hot if after idol she was in doctor doolittle 4?

Best Show Eva (Avila)!

Ok, so. Mummies Alive! was like the best show ever. I loved it when they came out from under the bridge and how Armand loved to eat, even though he only had one arm. If I had one arm, I'd starve myself. Nefrititi was like their hooker though. They did her alllll the time. Sick.
And the Snakey guy was just weird. He was like a nerd/child molester. Oh well.

My favourite was Jackal, because he could fly and had a motorbike.

Say/Play

I love Yak Baks. iPods have nothing on them.

all i can say: HOT

Once Again, A Fuckin Crank

Like, what was up Jafar from Aladdin's ass? Abu? This BAMF was soooo cranky like all the God damn time. Just because Jasmine wouldn't go out with him. Gawwd. You and the Genie could have gotten it on, you didn't have to strap a bomb to yourself and be a big old cry baby.

PS: Loose the dress and the Leprachaun shoes. They make you look like a homo. kthxbye.

like the original emo

he hated colourfulness and destroyed things and had a maze of thorns and his like aprentice had purple hair. What more can i say?

Skank Whore Special Ed

Short-shorts, suspenders, and Holly Leach shirt = big fashion no-no. Learn to dress, please and thanks.

okay smart ass

remember that hallmark commercial that was all

It's your birthday and you're 75

Some People wonder how your still alive

Even though its not your grumpy style

Happy birthday would it kill you to smile?

Like fuck you whore, why would you say that. your rude. if i had a picture of you id put you in the chokee.