Forget Badass Motherfuckers...

Forget Badass Motherfuckers, we got us a BALDASS Motherfucker in here. WTF is Caillous problem? Like, his little sister has more hair on her head than him, and she's like 2. Fuck is he ever whiny, too. He bitches about everything, and he's right mean to his little sister, Rosie. Like, I don't know if you've ever seen the show, but Rosie will like touch one of his Tonka Trucks and he'll fuckin' smack her across the face. Fuuuuck. If Caillou was my kid, I'd leave him in a dumpster somewhere with only a pissy little blanket to keep him warm. Rosie didn't do shit to him, and yet he treats her like dirt. Since when are you hot shit, Caillou!? Like, even your name is weird. "Caillou." It's spelled to sound like "Ky-Loo" but everyone says it like, "Cayoo" and that doesn't even make sense. GTFO.


He's rude to Clementine, too. I'm surprised he doesn't try to enslave her, the bald little Nazi that he is.

And what the fuck is wrong with his dad? Caillou's dad looks SOO much like a woman. Like, he's so blatantly gay, I'm suprised Caillou's mom is still with him. All I can say is that Caillou's dad and kd Lang switched bodies.

Maan, Caillou is so friggin' messed up. Like, he's more disturbed than Daniel Cook. And I hate him about as much. When he grows up, he's gonna be even worse though. I bet this is what he will look like:

Props to Sarah H. for the idea to rant about Caillou.